It's Watching Me

I put this pug card on my desk at work today.

I thought it was cute.

It was a mistake.

It's been watching me. And has become judgmental. And overly critical. I can do nothing right.

It just stares. And stares. And stares.

Go away judgmental pug.

Wait. I've been here 8 1/2 hours. I'll go away.

Problem solved.

But it will be here in the morning.

Just staring.