Sunday, August 9, 2009

Coast Guard Unravels Evil Plot

The US Coast Guard foiled an Al-Qaeda attempt to attack Boston via a Trojan Frog today. Unsuspecting Bostonians had drug the giant, life-like amphibian ashore on Friday but became suspicious when the Trojan Frog was overheard whispering in Arabic, "Al lachnlan mala wee wee." "SHHHHHH!" (translated - "I need to pee." "SHHHHH!")

Coast Guard officials declined to comment on the incident other than to say, "It's a good thing we got them when we did ... city officials had planned to take the falicious, giant frog to the zoo. God only knows how much damage they could have inflicted from there." - THE BOSTON BUGLE