Sunday, March 1, 2009

No thanks Scooter Store, this is more what I had in mind

Jet Powered Wheelchair
* 0-300 mph in 4.2 seconds
* Run-flat high pressure tires
* Rear airfoil for added stability
* Wind sock included
* Curb feelers for easy parking
* EPA Economy: .0002 / .000012 mpg Highway/City

I got an invitation from the Scooter Store to join in on their SPECIAL SALE... WHAT?! I'm not even a member of AARP (yet)! I may not be running any marathons, but I'm not ready for wheels. But IF I were, THIS is more what I had in mind.