July 12th, 2009 - This just in ... tragedy ocurrs today in California NAPA Valley ...
The Frut of the Loom characters were making a guest appearance at the annual Wine Makers Conference when a case of Monty-Pythonic-Divine-mistaken-identity tragically squashed the fruity characters. Said Leaf's wife, "I can understand the Fruits getting whacked, but poor Leaf, he was just an innocent bystander! You can hardly even see him in the pic, in the pic, (sobs) in the piiiicturrrre, BWAHHAHAHHH! My poor Leafie!"
The families of Green Grape, Purple Grape and Apple, have all asked that any donations of sympathy be given in the form of Fruit Punch to the NAPA Valley Orphans Association. One anonymous family member sobbed pathetically, "The b-boys have already g-g-given their ALLLLLL!"
Dracula - If you live in the Louisville area and are lucky enough to get tickets to see Actors Theatres production of Dracula, you won't be disappointed! ENJOY!
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