My wife and I are going to San Francisco in August for our anniversary, but I was 2 points short of a free ticket with Southwest. So....
7:00 am - I flew to Chicago to get a hot dog in the Midway Airport.
7:23 am - The OJ was good, but vodka in it would have been better.
7:28 am - I got a shot of the AstroDome. The pilot must have gotten lost.
8:10 am - One of the most beautiful cities in the world and this is what I saw of it...plane asses.
8:47 - The locals weren't very friendly at first...
9:08 am - But they loosened up after a couple shots of tequila. Those boys have a problem - doing shots at 9 am.
9:17 am - The Air Force must have mistaken me for a Japanese person as they tried to attack me. Though I NEVER know what day it is at any given time, I'm pretty sure it wasn't December 7th.
9:54 am - The streets in Chicago are narrow. But you don't have to walk - they walk for you.
10:02 am - AT LAST!!! The $117 HOT DOG!!! ($107 for airfare + $10 for the hot dog). I didn't eat the jalapenos - it smells bad enough cooped up on an airplane.
10:45 am - Swallowed the hot dog and jumped back on a Louisville-bound plane.
11:07 am - Contemplating the idiocy of my actions - flying to Chicago for a Hot Dog and 2 points ... who does that? Moments after this shot, I spilled my Dr. Pepper in the leather seat next to me and all over my crotch. Now I look like I've pissed myself. And the flight attendant is NOT happy.
11:45 am - Home again. Mayor Jerry even welcomed me home. That was special. Everybody is staring at my wet crotch.
The cost of the hot dog just went up to $129 - I forgot about parking.
But I GOT the 2 POINTS!!!
There's just so much I need to warn you about - And yet, tragically, I cannot.
3 weeks ago