Monday, July 20, 2009

Somebody's gonna get the shit kicked out of them!


Somebody stole two of our bonsai trees late Friday night or early Saturday morning. Obviously the dumb shit didn't know what he/she was doing because there are two $1000 trees sitting on the stand and several $300-$400. Monetarily, the two stolen trees were worth about $20 TOTAL. As a matter of fact, he/she left the pots ... the pot on the left was worth 3 times more than the tree and is a hand-made, signed, Tokoname pot. Brilliant thief.

I'm considering nailing a sign on the stand saying, "Oops! You missed the good ones. Come back to get them ... come on .. I want you to meet my friend Mo (short for Mossberg). Mo wants to have a little chat with you. And I'm a black belt and would just LOVE to play tag with you."

I raised the one on the right (amur maple seedling) from a little seed. I'd been growing it for three years and it would have been another 5 years before I began any real work on it.

So basically, that person stole two of my babies. I get REAL angry when anyone messes with my kids, human or plant.

Be watching for me on the news. Yes, I do really stupid things when protecting my family or property.

2 comments:

3beersmoreoften said...

Let me know if you need any assistance. I have a nice 30 round clip just waiting to get used.

Charmed said...

People suck.