I'm going to divulge my secret method of "How to Get Rich in the Stock Market" ... watch what I invest in ... then do the opposite. It's that simple.
I invested in a company that was going to revolutionize streaming video on the web - only problem was the CEO took off with everybody's money - ENNNNNGGHH! FAIL!
Next was a micro-chip company. A chip, the size of a grain of rice, is inserted under the skin so if Aunt Mary or Fido wanders off, "they'll" know who they are - only problem was the CEO wandered off with everybody's money - ENNNNNGGHH! FAIL!
Finally, I invested in a bank that showed great... - ENNNNNGGHH! FAIL! Yup, the CEO skipped town with everybody's money.
I repeat, watch what I do, then run like hell in the opposite direction. You're welcome.
There's just so much I need to warn you about - And yet, tragically, I cannot.
2 months ago