I made a snowman today. I named him Bob. We became friends. Good friends. I went inside to fix him a snow cone and when I came back outside, he was GONE! Someone had kidnapped him.
I'm pretty sure the kidnapper has buried him alive. I'm offering my collection of Barry Manilow CD's as a reward (one of them is scratched but it plays OK except for the track "...and I need you today oh, Mandy... oh, Mandy ... oh, Mandy ... oh, Mandy ...").
I just want Bob back. Sniffle.
1 comments:
I hate that song.
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