I want to have this man's child

Our lights are back on!!!!!!!!!

Damn Ducks

Missing!!! Help me please!!!

I made a snowman today. I named him Bob. We became friends. Good friends. I went inside to fix him a snow cone and when I came back outside, he was GONE! Someone had kidnapped him.

I'm pretty sure the kidnapper has buried him alive. I'm offering my collection of Barry Manilow CD's as a reward (one of them is scratched but it plays OK except for the track "...and I need you today oh, Mandy... oh, Mandy ... oh, Mandy ... oh, Mandy ...").

I just want Bob back. Sniffle.

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Frank Zappa

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don't be a naughty Eskimo
Save your money, don't go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow

My Latest Hobby

I was going to take up take up Naked Alligator Wrestling, but changed my mind.